What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What disturbed you today?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do you write?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

What has been your best sexual experience?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

What is the recommended approach for creating a film or TV script? Should the script be written first or should the story be developed first? Why?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Dr No

Is it true that most people in Québec are bilingual in French and English? If so, why do they often identify as monolingual?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do some people have sex with dogs?